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rm_aieaguy69 62/M
Kapolei, Hawaii
oral stimulus on a swollen clitoris, dreaming about some sweet punani..
Introduction
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls, stopping traffic with just a look, and saving the neighborhood from spiders. Would love to show you my feminine side, IF I had one. I am handsome and sophisticated, and have a black belt in karate. I have been known to remodel old castles on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Portuguese refugees. I write award-winning operas. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row, in the open ocean, just for fun. I am an award winning string cheese collage artist. I have toured with Nickelback, Alan Jack, Eminem, and The Dixie Chicks, all in the same month.
I woo women with my sensuous and goddess like violin playing. I can pilot skateboards up severe inclines with unflagging speed, I look hot in spandex, and I bake Thirty-Minute Brownies in under twenty minutes. I am an expert in the arts of war, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Tijuana. I know more about the unknown than you do. I've wrestled with an alligator, and I won. Recently put myself in an awkward situation just to see what it felt like.
Using only a rake and a nalgene bottle full of water, I once single-handily defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass fiddle, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I've had 16 minutes of fame. I had a pet polar bear as a in Alaska. I enjoy urban hang gliding. I can describe the taste of a glass of wine by simply gazing at it. I can predict the weather in Honolulu with stunning accuracy. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete thinker, a ruthless bookie, and a hopeless romantic. I'm a wanted man, in more than one way. I don't perspire. Women like the junk in my trunk. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the backstage passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling band of singing dogs. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. ren trust me and babies fear me. I can write my name in the snow as well as in the sand. I'm a gentleman in public, and a lot of fun in private. I have a long tongue.
I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire studio apartment that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a swing. While on vacation in the Ukraine, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me; unless I've been drinking, which I don't. I don't plagiarize, I don't lie, and I don't tell jokes, ever. Seeking same, though 2 out of 3 ain't bad. You will always cum first.
I understand the importance of dive, duck, dip, and dodge. On weekends, to unwind, I participate in full-contact origami. Sometimes I slip and slide. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only black bean paste and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won double-dutch contests in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees on Sesame Street. I have performed open-heart surgery, I've been to the moon, and I've moon-walked on it...and I have spoken with Elvis.
[B]MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE![/B] I am sorry but I did [B]NOT[/B] join this site to find a wife. I have traveled down that road once before and found out it had more potholes than Honolulu streets. I am happy and that is all that matters.
SMILE, You will feel better!
Looking to make a new best friend.......
Don't sweat the small stuff......
Let's meet during your next Vegas trip...
We only live once, enjoy it while you can......
Mahalo for reading this......
Served 24 years in the Air Force and been to war.
May peace and joy rain upon you daily!
Don't forget to SMILE.....
Work Hard and Play Hard....
Do you taste as good as you look???
Common sense is not so common
Life is short, have an affair[B][/B]B)
My Ideal Person A mature lady without the drama. A Cougar is Super Duper!. Hope you are cumming hard today. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas 99% of time...Visit Vegas several times a year, wanna meet me there??? Special touching and extra special handling, clit sex and g-spot message.
Aloha
My Ideal Person A mature lady without the drama. A Cougar is Super Duper!. Hope you are cumming hard today. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas 99% of time...Visit Vegas several times a year, wanna meet me there??? Special touching and extra special handling, clit sex and g-spot message.
Aloha
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Massage
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship
Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.
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Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women |
Birthdate: | January 1, 1962 |
Relocate?: | Maybe/Yes |
Marital Status: | Single |
Height: | 6 ft 1 in / 185-187 cm |
Body Type: | Athletic |
Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker |
Drinking: | I don't drink at all |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs |
Education: | BA/BS (4 years college) |
Occupation: | Condom Tester |
Race: | Caucasian |
Religion: | Prefer not to say |
Have Children: | No |
Want Children: | No |
Male Endowment: | Average/Average |
Circumcised: | Yes |
Speaks: | Chinese (Cantonese), English, Portuguese, Tagalog, Australian |
Hair Color: | Brown |
Hair Length: | Short |
Eye Color: | Brown |
Glasses or Contacts: | Either |