Hey there! Thanks for checking me out! I'm an educated, adventurous, imaginative, drama-free guy. I work hard and try to play even harder! Love to laugh, wax philosophical and consider myself a pretty easy-going individual. I'm clean and drug free, but I'm cool with 420. I workout regularly and try to keep my body looking good, 5'10", 175 lbs. brown/blue-green. I'm 7.5" long and above average girth...I like to keep trim down there, and prefer that my playmates do too. I mainly consider myself straight, but have some experience with the bi-side...I guess you might say that I'm not opposed to pleasure!

My Ideal Person Looking for people who know what they want, and aren't afraid to say so/go get it. Physically I look for people who take care of themselves...sex is the best exercise! Not looking for Brad and Angelina, but not looking for Shrek and Fiona either. I enjoy the company of adventuresome and open minded people, pushiness is a BIG turn-off as are possessive types...Oh, and if you can't laugh at yourself and at life, we probably won't hit it off. Life is fucking funny! Don't take it too seriously...bad things tend to happen when you do!

Single ladies: Any and all are welcome! I just ask that you be HWP and D/D free. Age is just a number and I don't expect you to be a model (though, that wouldn't be a bad thing!) But just a heads up, I'm not looking to settle down at this point. After being in a LTR for what seemed like ages, I'm ready to 'test the waters' again. If you want a FWB for the long-term or short-term I'm your man!

Couples: Hoping for a FWB situation for short-term, long-term or whatever you'd like. I'd really like to meet a (relatively) local couple for great times. I am discreet and available when you are. Only free on a Tuesday night, after 8pm? I can accomodate! Want to have a weekend of sweaty, sexy fun? Count me in! I aim to please, and I'm very good at it.

Groups/Swingers Clubs: Yes please!

Couples (2 Women): Haha! Does this even exist on Vivid Personals? If it does...and you're looking at me...uh...Hi! I will gladly join you!

Single guys: Not what I'm looking for. It's flattering guys, but no thanks.

And if you're wondering, the 'Bi-Curious' tag only means I've had some bi experiences (with couples.) It doesn't mean I want/need to do bi...I'm just open to it if that's what you're looking for! As George Carlin would say, "It's all relative!"

All that said, ultimately I'm just looking for some orgasm-inducing, no-strings-attached fun with great friends.

BONUS-POINTS!! Mention 'Banana Pancakes' in your message to show me you took the time to read all this. You will get top priority! (If you fit one of the above descriptions of course.)

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Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Meeting a couple or group at a club, hotel or house and having
a wild, no-holds-barred orgy. Nothing is off-limits.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, The middle of a park, A movie theatre, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, A hotel room, Anywhere, In a swingers club

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Anjolia Jolie!! She is just puuurfect! What's not
to like?

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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