“Reformed” Pirate (Caribbean not Somali). Inflatable Bounce House Crasher. Self taught Tiddlywinks Champion. Saucy Haiku Composer. Reluctant Enunciator. Intercontinental Adventurer. Doer of Things. Consumer of Stuff. Ingestor of consumerism. Nocturnal Toe Stubber. Lover. Warrior. Stroker of Felines. Composer of Grammatically Incorrect Paragraphs.

My Ideal Person A confident, beautiful, fit, emotionally stable, intelligent, witty, open minded woman who never asks to be spoiled but when she is, she expresses appreciation. A woman who is adventurous, enjoys experiences over material things, a girl who understands that we don’t get a do over in life and is willing to test herself with new expenses, foods, and unusual destinations. She lives in a world that is gray, no black and whites, she acknowledges that she doesn’t have the answers and she doesn’t need to wear the pants. She has no feminist ideation and allows a man to be a man. She isn’t unreasonably jealous and she understands the importance of forgiveness and acceptance. She doesn’t hold a grudge for long. She strives to look her best no matter where she is and sweat pants have never touched her body. She is sexually adventurous and very few things are taboo